What a croc

June 2, 2008

Wow. “Sex and the City” has knocked “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull” off its No. 1 spot. Has anybody, I wonder, considered what a blockbuster it would be if those two movies could somehow be combined? It would be a guy’s picture and a chick flick.

Let’s see. We could have Indy go to the big city after one of his jungle adventures, establishing one of those fish-out-of-water plots. He could hook up with one of the Sex-and women, impressing her with his survival skills while she tames him with civilizing touches. There could be a scene where a mugger comes up to them with a knife, and Indy says, “You call that a knife?”

Oh, wait.


One Response to “What a croc”

  1. Bob G. Says:


    “Indiana Jones and the Secret of the Prada Handbag”
    “Shoppers of the Lost Bargain”
    “Indiana Jones and the Gucci Worshipers”

    Nah….doesn’t quite work for me.


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: