Star crossed

August 4, 2008

Dan Quayle shows a little common sense:

Former vice-president Dan Quayle will not be strutting his way across the dance floor anytime soon — at least not on TV.

Quayle was invited to compete in the ABC series approximately four to six weeks ago, but declined the invitation immediately, Quayle’s assistant confirmed to Access Hollywood.

Maybe they could get Karl Rove; he’s showed some fancy moves in ducking Congress. Or, if they really want a superstar, Bill Clinton will do just about anything for a little more adoration.

Dan Quayle has an assistant?


One Response to “Star crossed”

  1. Harl Delos Says:

    An “assistant”? I thought the proper term was “caddy”.

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