Criminal genius of the week

August 21, 2008

Let’s see. You get out of jail after serving your time on an auto-theft charge. Do you: A) Thank your lucky stars the ordeal is over and vow to go straight? Or, B) Hide from your friends and family for a few days because you’re so ashamed? Or, C) Go into a deep depression and seek counseling?

Then, there is always D:

A Sullivan County man found himself back in jail Wednesday morning after about 12 hours of freedom, during which he allegedly stole a car and some beer and led police on a high-speed chase.

[. . .]

Roberts was taken to the Putnam County Jail, where he is being detained without bail on allegations of theft, possession of stolen property, resisting law enforcement with a motor vehicle, all class-D felonies; operating while intoxicated, a class-A misdemeanor; and leaving the scene of a property damage crash, a class-B misdemeanor.

Only 22 and already showing such ambition. Makes a Hoosier proud. Take a look at his photo and you can just tell how far this young man is going to go.

3 Responses to “Criminal genius of the week”

  1. Bob G. Says:

    Okay, Leo…I give up. Where is the link?



  2. Leo Morris Says:

    Oops. It’s there now.

  3. Bob G. Says:

    Thanks for the link…
    As to this “person”…
    (whew)…don’t know WHERE to start, and that’s just concerning the way he looks!
    My guess is he WILL go far…depending on how DISTANT the jail cell that the courts will dump him into is located.
    (Siberia would be a damn good start)
    Other than that, if he comes to my neighborhood, he’s “target practice”…heh, heh, heh.


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