Pssst, guys. Don’t know if you’ve heard, but a lot of the gals are going to be out of the house next Thursday evening, the 18th. They’re going to Headwaters Park for the annual WMO — Woman’s Night Out — for food and drink and shopping and entertainment and all that stuff. The Web site says this:
Isn’t it about time you had a night with . . . no obligations,
so I guess the point is for them just to have fun with no guilt attached. Maybe we should take advanage of their absence and have a Man’s Night Out so we, too, can indulge ourselves with no sense of guilt. You know, a little drinking, a little poker, maybe hit a strip club after we drop the kids off at Mom’s.
Oh, wait . . .