Mind games

October 30, 2008

I think he is, therefore he is:

INDIANAPOLIS—Unless citizens throughout America keep him in their thoughts, say his name to themselves over and over, and otherwise believe in him with all their might, Barack Obama may cease to exist, the candidate warned supporters Thursday.

“My fellow Americans, I am currently very strong and very, very real,” Sen. Obama told a cheering crowd of 12,000 at the Indiana State Fairgrounds. “Even here in Hoosier country, a traditional Republican stronghold, your faith has kept me from growing faint, becoming transparent, and slowly fading from view.”

“But please, don’t stop now,” Obama added. “Unless you continue to believe in me, I’ll completely disappear. You have to keep me in your thoughts at all times!”

Thank goodness for The Onion — it may be our only comic relief for the next four years, since everybody else seems afraid to make fun of Obama.


3 Responses to “Mind games”

  1. tim zank Says:

    As joltin’ Joe would say…..gird yer loins…..

    holy crap, they’ll be our next leaders….and you guys ain’t the least bit skeered???

  2. Bob G. Says:

    Tim, we’re damned either way with O’bama…
    If he WINS, there will be wholesale rioting (celebration)
    If he LOSES, there will be even MORE wholesale rioting (sour grapes syndrome).

    His “people” have said as much already.

    Two words for the rest of us:


  3. tim zank Says:

    10-4 brother..lock & load

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