November 12, 2008

First up, we have a prime early example of Obama Derangement Syndrome:

WASHINGTON (AP) — A Republican congressman from Georgia said Monday he fears that President-elect Obama will establish a Gestapo-like security force to impose a Marxist dictatorship.

“It may sound a bit crazy and off base, but the thing is, he’s the one who proposed this national security force,” Rep. Paul Broun said of Obama in an interview Monday with The Associated Press. “I’m just trying to bring attention to the fact that we may — may not, I hope not — but we may have a problem with that type of philosophy of radical socialism or Marxism.”

Followed by the early onset of Obama Worship Tendency, sort of ODS in reverse:

A Topeka man wants a national holiday named after Barack Obama.  Sonny Scroggins is organizing weekly rallies at a downtown McDonald’s to promote the idea.  But a leading presidential historian isn’t ready to jump on board.

Doris Kearns Goodwin spoke at the annual meeting of the Wichita Chamber of Commerce.  Goodwin tells Eyewitness News the election of Obama may be historic, but he president-elect has yet to earn such an honor.

Mabe we ought to keep a running tally of ODSes and OWTs, just to see which way the world is going to end.


10 Responses to “ODS vs. OWT”

  1. Bob G. Says:

    And Leo, we better get that tally PDQ!


  2. Sonny Scroggins Says:

    November 14, 2008

    Press Release

    Exploratory Obama Day Committee Meeting 11/15/2008 9:00 AM 10:30 AM Langston Hughes Room 205, Topeka & Shawnee County Public Library

    To Paraphrase Former President Ronald Reagan: “A person once convinced that a particular course of action is the right one, must…..be undaunted when the going gets tough.”

    Subject: Kansas Capitol Grassroots Barack Obama Inaugural Committee/Bias Busters of Kansas Meeting, Fwd: 44TH PRESIDENT: Operation USA Party,

    Topeka, Kansas…………Yes We Can Planning Rally will be held Every Saturday@ 9:00am until February 28, 2009. Family, friends and the public are invited to participate by word, song, prayer, Scripture, or fellowship of the Human Race.

    The goals of the committee are to secure a National Holiday in Honor of the 44th President (Barack Obama) annually on November 4 and/or the first Tuesday in November; to organize celebrations around the Inaugural, nullification of & discussions on the Voters Rights Act of 1965, celebrate the 200th birthday of President Abe Lincoln and increase American Participation in the Electoral Process!

    1.20.09, Noon…Kansas Prayer &

    Praise Inaugural Obama Swearing In Ceremony will be hosted by Bias Busters of Kansas in the Historic Downtown Topeka Ramada Inn, and coincide with the Washington, D.C. Ceremony!

    On January 20, 2009, Bias Busters will serve Obama Cake at the Historic Ramada Inn, 420 SE 6th Avenue: Prayer Service at Noon, and an Inaugural Celebration is schedule for 8:00PM until 12:00am, special guest include: Artist Will.I.Am, he attended Obama’s victory speech in Chicago Tuesday night, then went to the studio and recorded a song in his honor!

    The True Trumpet of God Jubilee Dancer will perform, A Voter Registration Drive will be conducted!

    Obama has Kansas ties, Kansas Dunham/Payne Family Values: His mother was born at Fort Leavenworth during World War II and her father was a native of El Dorado, Kansas and has family ties in Sapulpa, Okla. SARAH OBAMA his Grandmother lives in Kenya

    If you have questions, comments and/or concerns: For more information call Committee Members: Sonny & Susan Scroggins, (785) 232-3761, 845-6148, biasbustersofkansas@yahoo.com; Marcus Jack, (785) 221-2472, samejack2001@yahoo.com, Linda Winkler,( 785) 232-8635, 438-9537, Kevin Scroggins, hubba2gzus@yahoo.com, (785) 408-4550 after 9:00pm; Henrietta Newman, (785) 357-0390, henriettanewman@att.net, Susan Daniel, (785) 477-1287, susan-daniel@hotmail.com

    Exploratory Obama Day Committee Meeting 11/15/2008 9:00 AM 10:30 AM Langston Hughes Room 205, Topeka & Shawnee County Library

    I Challenge my Generation to Inspire Future Generations.

    Yours in Christ, Sonny Scroggins

  3. Sonny Scroggins Says:

    The Obama Swirl Cake

    A cake you will never forget

    The flavor is one sufficient to describe everyone’s President what a joy. what a joy;

    He said to tastes of him and gave of himself to people all over the world a mix of a cake;

    The ingredients was poured into a bowl, you know the Constitutional bowl;

    The Great Melting Pot of America, a pot filled with people from all over the world;

    Different nationalities, cultures, religions, genders and beliefs, I need to mix this as one;

    No one can be left out of this mixing bowl in a White House built for all;

    The greatest campaign team in the history of America was stirred at a high degree;

    Not at Princeton, Yale or Chicago School of Law but in Harvard he made it you see;

    The bowl is still mixing and its not slowing down as it circles and swipes about;

    Meeting people in very high places and leaving them with no reasonable doubt;

    The Queen of Talk Shows Oprah Winfrey stepped out and stirred the mix even better;

    Michelle was there with encouragement in hand and sound prayer to support her man;

    What flavor will the cake turn out to be the mighty powers were now all in;

    Mixed by the best chef’s delicacies with two little tasters at hand;

    Malia had the spoon and Sasha had the bowl in support of dad a great man;

    They gave the chef the final okay saying the mix is yummy so please do not change;

    This will be the best cake ever in the White House there is nothing you need to add;

    Heaven has opened and poured out a blessing that God baked as long as he could;

    A cake prepared for the world to eat and I am certain every slice will be good;

    What a preparation period, going back to Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. you see;

    I have a dream of a great cake that will taste so good it will carry all Americans through;

    Just believe in the dream and keep the vision going I promise it all will come true;

    Just keep rolling the doe and stir the mix, Lord what a great cake he is going to fix;

    There is a start and finish to everything the bowl, the mix and the batter;

    In the beginning God joined the two together, mother, Ann Dunham and father Barack;

    What a pair brought before God in heaven a cake was being made of so many flavors;

    Before the foundation of the earth it was already done, Barack Obama had already won;

    Before Obama was formed in the womb the seed was blessed, the victory was complete;

    God had already ordained him a profit before the nation;

    Testers will try your cake and understand the delight of your many flavors;

    Not Black or White, Jewish or Greek even Hebrew I must add but a flavor all can enjoy;

    This cake could no longer wait, Obama put in human form and made for the entire world;

    And since there are so many flavors to this cake we will call it “The Obama Swirl.”

    Writen by; Raymond C. Christian (Hall of Fame Poet)

    Date: November 14, 2008

    Place: Camp Phoenix, Kabul Afghanistan

    Reason: To let the world know that we all are filled

    with many flavors, only our bloodline

    is the same. In the beginning were Adam and Eve,

    cultural differences were all created by man. Let us

    cut this cake together and please enjoy your dessert.

  4. tim zank Says:

    Could somebody summarize what that means? I’ll need the Cliff’s notes or at the very least a brief explanation.

  5. Michael B-P Says:

    I think it means: “Shouldst thou eat thy cake before the morrow, then verily too shalt thou go forth to anoint the eyes of the foolish multitudes with saccharum sticky goo that they also may look up to behold the glory of the gleaming hyperdilated donut hole from which shall now flye cloying flatulence forever and ever amen.”

  6. Leo Morris Says:

    Did you steal that from the Flying Spaghetti Monster’s prayer book?

  7. Larry Morris Says:

    My eyes, my eyes, …

  8. Michael B-P Says:

    Rather, the long lost Psalter of the Sons of Freedonia.
    Dominus gofriscum.

  9. Leo Morris Says:

    Ah, should have recognized Groucho. The workers demand shorter hours? Fine. We’ll start by cutting their lunch hour to 20 minutes.

  10. Bob G. Says:

    AN then, we can continue by cutting the other hours they have OFF, such as VACATION TIME and SICK LEAVE.

    That’ll show those plebes, dangit!


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